#JUST ANOTHER TUESDAY FOR THE BLADE πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£
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amnestria-the-elf Β· 19 hours ago
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When you meet him, he says, "Destined to shed our skin and become illithid, or so the story goes (shrug)... But we haven't sprouted tentacles yet, thank Balduran..."
And then later he tells Shadowheart, "I've faced countless challenges and overcome them all."
My man has shit to do, this isn't even close to the worst thing that's ever happened to him, can we please get back to hunting devils and being heroes now, thanks so much. βš”οΈ
at the start of the game karlach and astarion are absolutely fucking reeling from being suddenly freed and are in a state of manic joy that would probably seem alien to them like a week ago, while gale has been locked in his depression tower for so long he's almost completely forgotten how to talk to people. shadowheart has not a single fucking clue whats going on because shar keeps slurping up her memories and lae'zel is literally in the midst of her ultimate nightmare scenario and trapped on an alien planet with a bunch of jackasses who have no idea whats happening. so almost everyone has experienced a situational personality shift and isn't quite the person they were a year before you met them. EXCEPT Wyll. Who is just like "this isnt even the weirdest thing thats happened to me this month." my man got scooped up, tadpoled, and slammed back and said "oh well, not gonna ruin my day" and went about his business teaching self defense to children and slaying evil beasts. He didn't even seem confused he literally did not give a shit. no urgency. He's like "I'll put that in my day planner but is gonna have to wait until after i hunt down this demon." When you recruit him there is no sense of "oh man we really gotta help each other because we have the same problem" he just would have said yes because you asked and he's wyll. Or because you told him he could kill mindflayers. He'd be like "sick" and done, no questions asked. Just another Tuesday for the blade.
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